That’s right! It’s Meme Time. This comes from Burgh Baby’s Mom. I’m sorry I can’t provide the frickin’ link, but all my stuff is possibly disabled. I dunno.
Anyhoo, the meme is 7 random things about me. Are you ready?
1- I curse like a sailor. I know. I generally do not do it in front of the children. Or while at work. But I have the worst potty mouth.
2- If I play Monopoly I have to be the Dog. Or I won’t play. Same goes with Trivial Pursuit. If I can’t be pink I’m not playing.
3- I read thrashy romance novels. What? Like I’m the only one.
4- I know the layout of every department store in every mall I have EVER been in. Them’s mad skillz right there!
5- I used to be a bartender and I made up the world’s greatest shot. It’s called Pull Your Panties Up. It is fruity and very yummy. It will also kick your ass if you aren’t careful.
6- I can’t type.
7- I love to sing karaoke with my girlfriends. I’m not bad. I won’t win any competitions, but I don’t suck and that is enough for me.
Don’t you all feel like you know me better now?!
I tag whoever hasn’t done this meme. Leave a comment in the comments.