|You Are Pumpkin Pie|
You’re the perfect combo of uniqueness and quality.
You’re able to relate to many types of people with many different tastes.
But you’re by no means generic or ordinary.
In fact, you’re one of the most original people around.
Those who like you are looking for something (someone!) special.
I must tell you all that I am completely horrified by this. I detest Pumpkin Pie. With the fire of a thousand suns.