So. I may and or may not, have broken my right pinky toe. I am fairly certain it cannot be a good sign when said pinky toe is angled out like it’s at three’o’clock on my own personal foot timepiece. And it’s black and swollen up like a fat,purple grape.

This is my own opinion. I am not a doctor. Nor do I intend to pay a fourty dollar co-pay for one to tell me it is broken and I am shit outta luck. Because as you know, you can’t do jack to fix a *possibly* broken pinky toe. Except maybe have a big,fat glass of vino after having worked on it all day. Jeebus.

So that is where I am now. It sucks. Thank God I can wear flip-flops. I don’t think I could get my poor toe into a real shoe.

At least not without a helluva lot more vino!!


4 thoughts on “Seriously…

  1. jen says:

    did you pinky swear on it a little too hard? πŸ˜‰

    I hope you feel better soon!

  2. Jenny H. says:

    Jen- Ha!

  3. Burgh Baby's Mom says:

    OUCH! I guess the good news is that you can still see your toe. That counts for something, I think.

  4. Jenny H. says:

    BBM- I’m not really sure I WANT to still be able to see it…it looks pretty gross.

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